Confusion: what ought to go here?
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December 4th Phil spent 3 hours with his gloved hands dipped in ammonia and the two of us talking about miracles. He snipped off a third of my hair and deepened the old brassy pool highlights to something almost as dark as a Brazil nut. My natural color. No one likes it as much but me and Phil, but ya'll are just nostalgic for hair I keep out of laziness and disregard. If you trimmed your hair only twice a year and never did a thing to it but take a brush to it in the morning, you'd have hair down to your tail bone too.
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