The 2007 Bread Loaf Writers' Conference brochure features one of my photos on the back cover. That's something.
I know it's bad, but if you just start with the kitchen--
Spam subject heading: "the door is a red ghost with two eyes"
sweep & mop floor
note that mops do not work
clean floor on hands and knees
clean out tea cabinet
clean out lower pantry shelves
update netflix queue for something sappy and romantic or something with ed norton in it
throw out 3 trashbags of stuff that has cluttered the kitchen cabinets in the last year
clean out upper pantry shelves
update amazon-connect in case it does any good
shine salt & pepper shakers